just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
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Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I think your dad took our porno
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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