Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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