your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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