no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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