normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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