Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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