Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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