In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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