I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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