Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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