Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
We need to rekindle our bromance
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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