its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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