Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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