Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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