i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
