So drunk its hurt
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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