I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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