So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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