Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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