This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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