And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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