sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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