Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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