Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Come on in and take your pants off
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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