Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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