I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Everclear isn't food dammit
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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