i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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