Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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