Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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