Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Everyone says I win the strip club
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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