Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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