drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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