I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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