question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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