all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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