Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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