Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
tell me about the eggs
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