So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My vagina just recognized that song.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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