I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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