So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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