i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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