Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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