just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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