well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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