Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize