i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
