i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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