We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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