where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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