I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
