So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm too high and old for this...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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