hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Everyone says I win the strip club
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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