is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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