just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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