what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
