No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
